Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
