have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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