is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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