I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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