So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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