Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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