I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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