i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
i out mim tonsoeep
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