By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm sobbing to NWA
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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