Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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