my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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