I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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