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(336): View more from North Carolina

i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed

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(269): View more from Michigan

Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.

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(619): View more from California

His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.

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(208): View more from Idaho

How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?

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(779): View more from Illinois

should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?

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(812): View more from Indiana

Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people

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(313): View more from Michigan

I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.

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(805): View more from California

I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.

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