Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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