I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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