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(714): View more from California

we're chasing vodka with high fives

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(757): View more from Virginia

Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...

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(706): View more from Georgia

Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?

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(573): View more from Missouri

Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.

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(813): View more from Florida

Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule

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(870): View more from Arkansas

woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"

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