why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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