Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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