I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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