speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
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When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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