they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
