i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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