since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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