no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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