honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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