I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Randomize
