i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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