I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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