I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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