Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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