she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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