I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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