Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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