I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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