Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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