Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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