he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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