barbara walters just said penis...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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