i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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