I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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