Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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