He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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