we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
