Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Congratulations! We have a period
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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