We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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