Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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