chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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