I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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