He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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