and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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