quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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