she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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