His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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